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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

by Stephen » 24 Jul 2015, 08:02

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Paddy and his wife are lying in bed and the neighbours' dog is barking like mad in the garden.

Paddy says To hell with...

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Cheers..... :thumbup:

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Last post by Onelife
27 Jul 2015, 16:10
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by Stephen » 17 Jul 2015, 08:23

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

I was called back, two days after handing in my job application to join the police force.

We're impressed, Mr Parker,...

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Good One Merv. :lol: :clap:

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Last post by Stephen
23 Jul 2015, 15:28
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by Stephen » 10 Jul 2015, 08:23

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Irish Medical Dictionary

Artery: The study of paintings.

Bacteria: Back door to cafeteria.

Barium: What you do when...

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And you Graham :thumbup:

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Last post by Stephen
11 Jul 2015, 07:37
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by Stephen » 03 Jul 2015, 08:33

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It's Friday Fun Time :)

Very disappointing watching England vs Japan in the Women's World Cup semis.
I think we were all hoping to see the nips...

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Little Stavros comes home from school and asked his dad what is the government ? .It,s like our family , says dad, I am the president, your mum is...

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04 Jul 2015, 13:40
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by Stephen » 26 Jun 2015, 08:26

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters.
The Englishman says, I was...

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A woman was in town on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the...

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Last post by Ray Scully
28 Jun 2015, 21:39
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by Stephen » 19 Jun 2015, 08:09

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,...

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A man returns home a day early from a business trip.

It's around midnight. While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a
witness.
The man...

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Last post by qbman1
22 Jun 2015, 16:06
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by Stephen » 12 Jun 2015, 06:06

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Moose Hunting
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success.

Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan....

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The Drunken Scotsman
Scottish or not... have a listen .

Brilliant !!!

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Last post by Dancing Queen
13 Jun 2015, 14:12
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by Stephen » 05 Jun 2015, 05:24

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Sepp Blatter has announced he will resign to spend more time with his family.... and his shredder....

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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It...

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10 Jun 2015, 11:44
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by Stephen » 29 May 2015, 05:30

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I don't believe it.jpg

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Thanks Graham, and the same to you. I am currently on Azura chugging out of Southampton along the Solent towards Guernsey :wave:

Have a good trip...

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Last post by Stephen
03 Jun 2015, 16:47
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by Stephen » 22 May 2015, 06:36

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

I got asked if I would sponsor an African child. They can s*d off.

Have you seen how far they can walk with a bucket?

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The Swear word may be appropriate!

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is
hitting from the ladies' tee. The...

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24 May 2015, 22:35
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by Stephen » 15 May 2015, 08:37

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

If you want 3 square meals a day, plenty of TLC and the touch of a good, honest woman, try this little ditty on your wife...

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Investments by the Wife

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news….”

The tycoon...

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16 May 2015, 10:40
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by Stephen » 08 May 2015, 08:21

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

A Russian cargo spaceship went out of control trying to get to the ISS and is due to crash back to earth at 9am tomorrow...

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David Cameron back in Downing Street,
Unemployment already up by 3.........

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Last post by Stephen
08 May 2015, 16:09
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by Stephen » 01 May 2015, 06:31

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It's Friday Fun Time :D

Footee comparison

For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4,
this is English humour at its best....

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...as the Irish say: - Vote early - vote often!!

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Last post by Not so ancient mariner
05 May 2015, 21:59
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by Stephen » 24 Apr 2015, 08:20

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on David Cameron to the first person he sees there.

''I'm not really...

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Hey HO

Yet another Friday laugh with Stephen and his amusing cohorts

Have a pleasant wild rabbit pie w/e

Lubooo you all :wave:

Graham

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Last post by gfwgfw
24 Apr 2015, 18:47
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by Stephen » 17 Apr 2015, 06:35

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

Two 90 year old men, Dave and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.
When it's clear that Joe is dying, Dave visits...

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Not really a joke but interesting nonetheless.........................

A young couple moves into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they...

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Last post by oldbluefox
17 Apr 2015, 19:03
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by Stephen » 10 Apr 2015, 08:40

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

This story happened a while ago in Dublin, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, its said to be...

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There are two kinds of people. There are those who finish.

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Last post by Mervyn and Trish
12 Apr 2015, 16:30
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by Stephen » 03 Apr 2015, 08:49

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Happy Easter :angel:

It's Friday Fun Time

Quick travel tip for anyone planning an overseas trip this Easter:
Make sure your pilot's a Scouser...

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This weather reminds me of my wife..

Always trying its hardest not to be nice..

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Last post by Stephen
03 Apr 2015, 16:26
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by Stephen » 27 Mar 2015, 07:28

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

Ireland Declares War on France

Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone...

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WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE !

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a...

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Last post by qbman1
30 Mar 2015, 12:32
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by Stephen » 20 Mar 2015, 08:07

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

The head of the Somali Olympic squad has apologised to officials on behalf of their team after realising that shooting...

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Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing...

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come...

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Last post by oldbluefox
20 Mar 2015, 17:49
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by Stephen » 13 Mar 2015, 06:31

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

Job interview:

You do know the risks of this position? you may be subject to serious pressure, abuse, and even...

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Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if...

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Last post by oldbluefox
13 Mar 2015, 19:05
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by Stephen » 06 Mar 2015, 08:35

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, I'd like to buy a horth he says to the owner of the farm.

What sort of...

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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behavior that was going on. So He called His angels and sent one to earth...

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Last post by oldbluefox
08 Mar 2015, 15:29
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by Stephen » 27 Feb 2015, 08:24

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It's Friday Fun Time :lol:

One night outside a small town in Southern Ireland, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an...

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While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a...

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Last post by Ray Scully
01 Mar 2015, 11:39
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by Stephen » 20 Feb 2015, 08:25

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It's Friday Fun Time

The Queen has made Prince Andrew a Vice Admiral.

Sounds so much better than vice suspect, doesn't it?

....son?.

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The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure...

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Last post by Not so ancient mariner
20 Feb 2015, 20:21
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by Stephen » 13 Feb 2015, 08:28

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It's Friday Fun Time

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the
Bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,
Kerplop right on his...

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A Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, I clocked you at 80 mph. sir.

The driver says, But officer, I had it on cruise...

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Last post by Silver_Shiney
17 Feb 2015, 20:14
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by Stephen » 06 Feb 2015, 06:17

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It's Friday Fun Day :lol:

A man and his wife go to a livestock fair one day to look at all the different animals on show.

They make their way to...

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: : Interesting years
1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years

Interesting Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer...

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Last post by Not so ancient mariner
11 Feb 2015, 23:15

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