Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hope that doesn't mean the ship sailed an hour ago without you!

[towny44]

Nice and warm here in sunny Lisbon. Soon be drink oclock time.

First cruise we've been on where P&O haven't notified a change to the clocks to local time.

That's because you have carefully avoided mainland Spain and kept to those sensible places that stay aligned to UK time.

[Jan Rosser]

Morning all - off this morning on my "not planned but couldn't refuse the invitation cruise" to Spain/Canaries/Madeira on the good old Oriana

Looking forward to escaping the tv and newspaper coverage of the B word - who knows what will happen while I'm away

Byeeee

[towny44]

Have a good time Jan, don't forget to wave to Stephen as you pass Ventura.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Your warm Kir awaits. Along with our bill.

[Manoverboard]

Is Bill your brother ?

[Mervyn and Trish]

No that's Jim and Roger.

It's Bill over whom's mother it's often blsck.

And he's frequently threatened with prosecution.

[Mervyn and Trish]

In about an hour Blod and Stephen will pass each other off the west coast of France. I hope they're ready to wave their Union Jack vests at one another.

[Stephen]

Jan had her Welsh football shirt on and pint of Guinness in one hand and a cigar in the other shouting some sort of obcenities on the port side at someone.

[Jan Rosser]

Jan had her Welsh football shirt on and pint of Guinness in one hand and a cigar in the other shouting some sort of obcenities on the port side at someone.

That wasn’t me - I had a Wales rugby shirt on and a glass of Prosecco

[Manoverboard]

…. albeit in a pint glass

[Mervyn and Trish]

I notice she didn't deny the obscenities.

[Jan Rosser]

I notice she didn't deny the obscenities.

Moi - obscene - no way - I can actually string a sentence together without a swear word in it :roll. Now sitting on deck enjoying the sun

Byeeee

[Stephen]

Enjoy

[Mervyn and Trish]

The carpenters are out in Funchal boarding up the bars ahead of Oribananas arrival.

[Stephen]

Things must be bad if they've got to supplement they're singing with a bit of woodwork.

Hope you've stocked up the drinks cabinet Merv.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm trying not to let on I'm still here!

[Stephen]

Shall i fly over with extra compo forms to hand out. No doubt Jan will be elbowing to get to the front of the queue.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think the civil guard have it covered.

[Stephen]

I think the civil guard have it covered.

So they've heard Jan is on the way as well. Word gets round quick.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Yes there's a patrol boat in the harbour ready to fend off invaders.

[Stephen]

Are you meeting up with Jan or sensibly keeping a safe distance

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm washing my hair that day

[Manoverboard]

But what will you be doing for the other 23 Hrs & 50 Minutes ?

[Stephen]

But what will you be doing for the other 23 Hrs & 50 Minutes ?

Enjoying Madeira I would like to think.