Last One to Post Wins

[The Tinker]

Yes - standards have definitely dropped

[The Tinker]

Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners

[qbman1]

Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners

You can't wind me up - that nice Mr Edgington has told me that I can check in any time after 1 pm and I have my own lounge with free warm fizz and curled up can-apes. Anyways, I'm turning Baltic next time - so there!!

[The Tinker]

yes - you still get your onboard refreshments? but in the embarkation lounge you will sit with the elite - free magazines, newspapers, drinks and food - and first on.

[qbman1]

Don't you worry, I shall be looked after in accordance with my status !

[Mervyn and Trish]

Cubie with the elite? Standards are dropping. Just saying...

[qbman1]

I've served my time and now I'm entitled ! Just saying...

[Stephen]

Clearly, we need a firm hand !

Where though!

Use your imagination !

Your neck would be a good starting point

[Stephen]

Just to cheer you up, Goldie Cubie - they don't make a fuss of you anymore at embarkation.
Only us people in suites and liguarian/Baltic have our own mini lounge with refreshments whilst waiting to embark - you have to sit with the commoners

You can't wind me up - that nice Mr Edgington has told me that I can check in any time after 1 pm and I have my own lounge with free warm fizz and curled up can-apes. Anyways, I'm turning Baltic next time - so there!!

The nurses uniform should come in handy then.

[qbman1]

I'll have to get it back from Blod first

[Jan Rosser]

I'll have to get it back from Blod first

But I look much better in it than you

[qbman1]

Can't argue with that....

....the screens, Nurse !

[Stephen]

It's the twang of the rubber glove you want to worry about.

[qbman1]

I wouldn't mind - but she'd been chopping chillis before....!

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

[Jan Rosser]

It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

Only a "gherkin" - I am disappointed

[qbman1]

It's when she starts chopping your gherkin you need to worry

I don't want to end up like tartare sauce.....!

[Mervyn and Trish]

Never mind Cubie. Looks like you've pulled. Get your coat.

[qbman1]

I fear I'd be treading on DK's toes there - he only has eyes for Blod lately

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's not his eyes she's after. Just saying....

[Stephen]

You've had far too long in front Merv. I'll take over while you go for your Sanatagen fix Merv

[Mervyn and Trish]

And my Phyllosan

[Happydays]

I had to go to the dentist to day that was painful and I don't mean the "crown" ...........

[Silver_Shiney]

Did he get to the root of the problem?

[Stephen]

I bet the cost hit a nerve