Last One to Post Wins

[Stephen]

Darned quiet on here, even the Brexit thread is silent.

Thank gawed.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Been quiet since I packed my bags!

[Stephen]

I thought they were sacks

[Mervyn and Trish]

No. Black bin bags. Can't afford sacks.

[Stephen]

Gloomy old day today.

Mrs S is getting keen for a cruise she's seen round the UK for next year. I told her we don't own a boat and the broads bods get funny about taking them out to sea, but she won't have it.

[Mervyn and Trish]

You may have to remove the padlocks from the wallet.

[Stephen]

Surgery by the most skilled hands in the land is the only way you'll get that open.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Or a hand grenade

[Stephen]

Hand something

[Manoverboard]

Hand lotion, perchance ?

[Stephen]

That's the one

[Jan Rosser]

Greetings from sunny Barcelona - sitting on the Ramblas drinking coffee

[Stephen]

Raining and 9 deg here

[Manoverboard]

… bet our coffee was better than your coffee

[Stephen]

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[Ray B]

Summer is fading fast into the past and I am back. Well I must admit to feeling a little tearful to see you have all stepped aside to await for my return, and for me to take my rightful place.
Now we need to liven this place up, it looks like a wake on here.
Not long now before Christmas.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Bah humbug

[Stephen]

Summer is fading fast into the past and I am back. Well I must admit to feeling a little tearful to see you have all stepped aside to await for my return, and for me to take my rightful place.
Now we need to liven this place up, it looks like a wake on here.
Not long now before Christmas.

Talk like that can get you black balled Ray.

[Jan Rosser]

I’m back - well waiting to disembark - bit wild here this morning in Southampton

[towny44]

Welcome back Jan, hope you had a good cruise.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I’m back - well waiting to disembark - bit wild here this morning in Southampton

Yeah hen parties can be a bit like that

[Stephen]

Especially for the older hens.

[towny44]

You two are skating on thin ice.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I think Stephen may need to hire a bodyguard....

[Manoverboard]

… or even a body …. just saying