Last One to Post Wins

[Mervyn and Trish]

We have a clutch of early birds this morning.

Just try not to catch worms

[Stephen]

I can sell him some of Monty's worming treatment if he does.

[Happydays]

In the lead again!

[Stephen]

Cough .

[Mervyn and Trish]

Nasty cough. Do you need some of that worming stuff?

[towny44]

Are you trying to worm your way into the lead Merv?

[Stephen]

Definitely John. He could worm his way under a snakes belly

[Mervyn and Trish]

And here I am!

[towny44]

He does bear a resemblance to the head of slitherin house.

[Manoverboard]

He seems to have wriggled out of it again …. just saying

[Mervyn and Trish]

Speak up.....

[Stephen]

NEW BATTERIES REQUIRED MERV

[Manoverboard]

Deaf as a worm post

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ehhhh ?

[Manoverboard]

Should that be …. Wh-Ehhhh-rM ?

[towny44]

This thread seems to have lost the plot, a bit like Parliament, but I'm the man to steer it back on track, and into the lead.

[Manoverboard]

Good man

[towny44]

I am aren't I?

[Stephen]

Yep, you're the man alright.........at the back

[Mervyn and Trish]

Ok I'll nominate Towny as Berko's replacement. Win win. Get shot of them both and solve the B word.

[Stephen]

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[Manoverboard]

' B ' word …. ah, yes got it, Berko

[Stephen]

Is that baby berko

[towny44]

Ok I'll nominate Towny as Berko's replacement. Win win. Get shot of them both and solve the B word.

I'm not going to live in London, and definitely don't fancy going back to work after nearly 20 years of leisure, and doesn't the speaker have to be an MP.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Do the rules matter any more? You could work from home.