Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

a big girl's

[Onelife]

triple AAA batteries

[Mervyn and Trish]

not supplied with

[mavismumakrill]

The mechanical banana

[Not so ancient mariner]

that whirred loudly

[mavismumakrill]

Round The Well

[Not so ancient mariner]

when being wound

[mavismumakrill]

around the Captain

[Not so ancient mariner]

by the cabin-boy

[Stephen]

who was a. .

[allatc]

bit big for

[qbman1]

last year's tutu

[Stephen]

president impersonation competition

[qbman1]

and lost because

[allatc]

he couldn't remember

[qbman1]

which way to

[Stephen]

throw his spear

[qbman1]

and stuck it

[Stephen]

up his......... chimney

[allatc]

causing soot to

[Mervyn and Trish]

blacken the canapes

[Stephen]

out on deck

[qbman1]

where the dancing

[Mervyn and Trish]

instructors snogged the

[qbman1]

captain's sister and