Three Word Story

[allatc]

bit big for

[qbman1]

last year's tutu

[Stephen]

president impersonation competition

[qbman1]

and lost because

[allatc]

he couldn't remember

[qbman1]

which way to

[Stephen]

throw his spear

[qbman1]

and stuck it

[Stephen]

up his......... chimney

[allatc]

causing soot to

[Mervyn and Trish]

blacken the canapes

[Stephen]

out on deck

[qbman1]

where the dancing

[Mervyn and Trish]

instructors snogged the

[qbman1]

captain's sister and

[Mervyn and Trish]

got slapped by

[qbman1]

the stairway to

[Mervyn and Trish]

heaven where someone

[qbman1]

was playing a

[Mervyn and Trish]

round of golf

[qbman1]

but their balls

[Mervyn and Trish]

got caught in

[qbman1]

the tumble dryer

[Mervyn and Trish]

on a quick

[qbman1]

wash and blow