Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

blacken the canapes

[Stephen]

out on deck

[qbman1]

where the dancing

[Mervyn and Trish]

instructors snogged the

[qbman1]

captain's sister and

[Mervyn and Trish]

got slapped by

[qbman1]

the stairway to

[Mervyn and Trish]

heaven where someone

[qbman1]

was playing a

[Mervyn and Trish]

round of golf

[qbman1]

but their balls

[Mervyn and Trish]

got caught in

[qbman1]

the tumble dryer

[Mervyn and Trish]

on a quick

[qbman1]

wash and blow

[Stephen]

job dryers are

[qbman1]

quite rough on

[Mervyn and Trish]

her very delicate

[qbman1]

lacy underwear which

[Mervyn and Trish]

she borrowed from

[qbman1]

Stephen after his

[Stephen]

clothes got stolen

[qbman1]

from the Turkish

[Stephen]

baths while being

[qbman1]

greased up by