Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

MkII Ford Capri

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with furry dice

[Mervyn and Trish]

and chrome pipes

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with a go-faster

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priest on top

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tightly clutching his

[allatc]

cassock made with

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smoked kippers and

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a leather thong

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from the convent

[Manoverboard]

of Mother Mustang

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the Untameable Sister

[Mervyn and Trish]

of Brother Gold

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with a limp

[Mervyn and Trish]

and a bruised

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ego obtained when

[Mervyn and Trish]

the Head Waiter

[mavismumakrill]

dropped the kangaroo ..

[Happydays]

Into the pool

[Manoverboard]

of very hot

[qbman1]

Kylie lookalikes, who

[allatc]

wthout hesitation burst

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out of their

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Crackers to reveal

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they were really