Three Word Story

[allatc]

ego obtained when

[Mervyn and Trish]

the Head Waiter

[mavismumakrill]

dropped the kangaroo ..

[Happydays]

Into the pool

[Manoverboard]

of very hot

[qbman1]

Kylie lookalikes, who

[allatc]

wthout hesitation burst

[qbman1]

out of their

[Manoverboard]

Crackers to reveal

[qbman1]

they were really

[Happydays]

men in drag

[qbman1]

with their melons

[Manoverboard]

tied on with

[Mervyn and Trish]

recycled plastic string

[mavismumakrill]

hanging from the

[qbman1]

vicar's wife's ears

[Mervyn and Trish]

after supermarket shopping

[qbman1]

with no pound

[Mervyn and Trish]

or a widget

[qbman1]

to release her

[allatc]

pent up emotions

[Mervyn and Trish]

when the Purser

[qbman1]

revealed his enormous

[Mervyn and Trish]

cauliflower which the

[qbman1]

vegetable judges ruled