Three Word Story

[Happydays]

men in drag

[qbman1]

with their melons

[Manoverboard]

tied on with

[Mervyn and Trish]

recycled plastic string

[mavismumakrill]

hanging from the

[qbman1]

vicar's wife's ears

[Mervyn and Trish]

after supermarket shopping

[qbman1]

with no pound

[Mervyn and Trish]

or a widget

[qbman1]

to release her

[allatc]

pent up emotions

[Mervyn and Trish]

when the Purser

[qbman1]

revealed his enormous

[Mervyn and Trish]

cauliflower which the

[qbman1]

vegetable judges ruled

[Mervyn and Trish]

was more like

[qbman1]

a brussel sprout

[Manoverboard]

than a turnip

[qbman1]

but it tasted

[Happydays]

as good as.....

[qbman1]

a mouldy kipper

[Mervyn and Trish]

toasted by moonlight

[Not so ancient mariner]

and served with

[Manoverboard]

a sprinkling of

[qbman1]

powdered wombat droppings