Three Word Story

[allatc]

pent up emotions

[Mervyn and Trish]

when the Purser

[qbman1]

revealed his enormous

[Mervyn and Trish]

cauliflower which the

[qbman1]

vegetable judges ruled

[Mervyn and Trish]

was more like

[qbman1]

a brussel sprout

[Manoverboard]

than a turnip

[qbman1]

but it tasted

[Happydays]

as good as.....

[qbman1]

a mouldy kipper

[Mervyn and Trish]

toasted by moonlight

[Not so ancient mariner]

and served with

[Manoverboard]

a sprinkling of

[qbman1]

powdered wombat droppings

[allatc]

which everyone knows

[qbman1]

don't impress the

[allatc]

fussy eaters on

[qbman1]

second sitting, where

[Manoverboard]

double helpings prevail

[Mervyn and Trish]

before queuing for

[qbman1]

the Captain's sister

[Manoverboard]

and her friend

[Mervyn and Trish]

who were offering

[qbman1]

two for one