Three Word Story

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a mouldy kipper

[Mervyn and Trish]

toasted by moonlight

[Not so ancient mariner]

and served with

[Manoverboard]

a sprinkling of

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powdered wombat droppings

[allatc]

which everyone knows

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don't impress the

[allatc]

fussy eaters on

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second sitting, where

[Manoverboard]

double helpings prevail

[Mervyn and Trish]

before queuing for

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the Captain's sister

[Manoverboard]

and her friend

[Mervyn and Trish]

who were offering

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two for one

[Mervyn and Trish]

Black Friday deals

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on the table

[Mervyn and Trish]

where curly canapes

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got caught in

[Mervyn and Trish]

a mangle with

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Shirley Bassey's smalls

[Not so ancient mariner]

(which actually aren't)

[Mervyn and Trish]

even though they

[Not so ancient mariner]

were tiger-striped

[Mervyn and Trish]

with little spotty