Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

before queuing for

[qbman1]

the Captain's sister

[Manoverboard]

and her friend

[Mervyn and Trish]

who were offering

[qbman1]

two for one

[Mervyn and Trish]

Black Friday deals

[qbman1]

on the table

[Mervyn and Trish]

where curly canapes

[qbman1]

got caught in

[Mervyn and Trish]

a mangle with

[qbman1]

Shirley Bassey's smalls

[Not so ancient mariner]

(which actually aren't)

[Mervyn and Trish]

even though they

[Not so ancient mariner]

were tiger-striped

[Mervyn and Trish]

with little spotty

[Manoverboard]

flowers that caused

[Not so ancient mariner]

her to sneeze

[Mervyn and Trish]

at the bargain

[Not so ancient mariner]

on black friday

[mavismumakrill]

and red monday

[Not so ancient mariner]

before Ruby Tuesday

[qbman1]

or wishy-washy Wednesday

[Mervyn and Trish]

or thirsty Thursday

[Happydays]

Saturday night fever

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sunday cooked breakfast