Three Word Story

[Stephen]

with knotted hanky

[qbman1]

tied around his

[Happydays]

waist hiding all

[Stephen]

flat caps and

[qbman1]

pigeons and ferrets

[allatc]

next to someone

[qbman1]

with a full

[Stephen]

set of whippets

[qbman1]

each with matching

[Stephen]

quilted racing jackets

[allatc]

whereas the southerners

[qbman1]

were dressed in

[Mervyn and Trish]

cowboy boots, stetsons

[qbman1]

and fishnet stockings

[Mervyn and Trish]

with holes where

[qbman1]

the fish escaped

[allatc]

together with whelks

[Mervyn and Trish]

caught in between

[qbman1]

the cockles and

[Mervyn and Trish]

the barnacles stuck

[Stephen]

to the bottom

[Manoverboard]

of LG TVs .

[Mervyn and Trish]

sold to elderly

[Stephen]

vulnerable old codgers

[allatc]

who only watch