Three Word Story

[Stephen]

it is daft

[qbman1]

to queue for

[Stephen]

curly pate sandwiches

[qbman1]

and a quick

[Stephen]

one behind the

[allatc]

fountain in Trafalagar

[mavismumakrill]

with the buxom

[Stephen]

wench from Harrods

[allatc]

fruit counter where

[Stephen]

her exposed melons

[allatc]

caused consternation amongst

[Not so ancient mariner]

the other greengrocers

[Stephen]

with small cucumbers

[qbman1]

and squidgy tomatoes

[Stephen]

that couldn't cut

[qbman1]

their way out

[Manoverboard]

of a paper

[qbman1]

boy's bedroom where

[Stephen]

the daily wail

[qbman1]

was heard in

[Mervyn and Trish]

seventeen languages when

[qbman1]

HMS Immigrant arrived

[Stephen]

in the Eastend

[qbman1]

of Cheltenham, causing

[Stephen]

the gentry palpitations