Three Word Story

[Not so ancient mariner]

where the monks

[Stephen]

got up to .

[qbman1]

the top of

[Mervyn and Trish]

the loyalty scheme

[qbman1]

yet eschewed their

[allatc]

right to embark

[Stephen]

before everyone else

[Not so ancient mariner]

had finished their

[Mervyn and Trish]

curly canapes with

[allatc]

cheap champagne and

[Not so ancient mariner]

equally curly sandwiches

[Mervyn and Trish]

with the crusts

[Not so ancient mariner]

left over from

[qbman1]

the Boer War

[Stephen]

when bores were

[Mervyn and Trish]

catching boars to

[qbman1]

stuff and mount

[Stephen]

for afternoon pleasure

[qbman1]

although the boars

[Stephen]

were put off

[qbman1]

by the constant

[Stephen]

grunting from cabin

[qbman1]

stewards who had

[Stephen]

gone on strike

[qbman1]

after the boars