Three Word Story

[Mervyn and Trish]

the fist by

[Stephen]

way of indicating

[Manoverboard]

to the right

[Stephen]

idiot driving the

[Mervyn and Trish]

ship towards the

[Happydays]

Dark side of

[Stephen]

the North of

[Mervyn and Trish]

Uddersfield where ugly

[Manoverboard]

Terriers roam the

[Stephen]

red light district

[Happydays]

looking for tasty

[Stephen]

vulnerable big birds

[Manoverboard]

with blue stripes

[Stephen]

in they're hair

[Mervyn and Trish]

and tattoos on

[Stephen]

they're necks and

[Happydays]

Rings on their

[Mervyn and Trish]

noses and pierced

[Stephen]

vaginas to stop

[Happydays]

Fiddling about with

[Stephen]

the loose change

[Happydays]

at the bottom

[Stephen]

of her knickers

[Mervyn and Trish]

bought from Oxfam

[Stephen]

which included free