The Children's Off Topic Thread

[qbman1]

No rabbit in the trap again but we have caught a suicidal rat who was trying to nick the food on the bird feeder. Anyone want to see a photo ?

[Stephen]

Leave ratty out as feed for the rabbits

[qbman1]

I'm hoping the buzzard will get him down !

[qbman1]

Right, that's me done - see you all in 2 weeks time

[Stephen]

.......Thank gawd for that, I thought he was never going to bu99er off

Enjoy QB

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm all at sea

[Stephen]

I'm all at sea

Never mind

[Mervyn and Trish]

I'm all at sea

Never mind

No. I really am

[Stephen]

Gone fishing Merv

[Not so ancient mariner]

The early bird might get the worm, but it's the SECOND mouse wot gets the cheese!

[Stephen]

Not if the cat has anything to do with it

[Not so ancient mariner]

My cats are rather partial to cheese too!

[Stephen]

Our previous cats could here the cheese wrapper from a thousand paces. You would think they were asleep, but as soon as you start on the cheese you would turn around and they would be at your heels looking up all hopefully.

[towny44]

You're obviously a soft touch Stephen, at least where your pets are concerned.

[Stephen]

Yes. But not any more as far as cheese is concerned. Our current moggy only gets his own food. What he's never had he'll never miss.

[Not so ancient mariner]

His nose will be telling him that though...........!

[Stephen]

He's not awake long enough

[Not so ancient mariner]

Experience tells me they don't have to be awake!

[Stephen]

Argh, the old sleep walking moggy ploy

[towny44]

Argh, the old sleep walking moggy ploy

Is he/she an Eastenders cast member?

[Stephen]

Wouldn't know, don't watch it

[RB1961]

Double yellow lines. We may as well get rid of them in our town.
People are just parking anywhere and at any angle.

RB

[Mervyn and Trish]

Is it time to get up yet?

[Stephen]

Tried hammering a spike into the ground for a new Bribantia rotary washing line. Failed miserably after following their instructions. Spike head now knackered
The size of this thing, it looks more like it should be supporting a BT mast.

Now dug out hole ready to cement new spike in tomorrow.

[Stephen]

Double yellow lines. We may as well get rid of them in our town.
People are just parking anywhere and at any angle.

RB

Make that any coloured lines RB. And don't expect plod to get out of their car and do anything about it, probably not their job