The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

I offered her some 2 inch ovals to save time

24 carat gold....of course

[Jan Rosser]

My eldest granddaughter's prom last night - she looked so grown up and I know I am biased but she did look lovely without being over the top. I cringed at some of the dresses - so unsuitable for 16 year olds I can't say I agree with the whole prom thing - so much pressure on parents and so expensive with dresses/suits/hair do's/makeup etc. - yet another American custom from across the pond

[Stephen]

Hello stranger

[Mervyn and Trish]

Hi sweetie. Oh you didn't mean me.....

[Stephen]

Yes I did. Sweet cheeks

[Mervyn and Trish]

Your place or mine?

[Stephen]

Slut.....I'm not that easy......yours, what time

[Mervyn and Trish]

Wine o'clock

[Stephen]

with whiskey chasers I hope

[towny44]

I had a message from Nationwide my CC provider to go online and ensure my personal data was correct for the upcoming higher security checks they will be initiating shortly.
So I obediently complied, but as I tried to access the data page I was asked a security question as to which was my favourite cartoon character, I cannot remember inputting any security information with this question and it did not recognise any likely answers I gave it. I just hope it performs better when the new security system is operational.

[Jan Rosser]

Neighbours cat just brought a live bird into house (patio door was open) - tried to get it out of his mouth but little devil wouldn’t let go. Not much experience of cats but my son who has two cats says it’s a present I had to put him out but now he’s back crying by door (without bird)

[Stephen]

Three things. He's either killed and eaten it, left it dead somewhere or it got away (unlikely)

[Jan Rosser]

Three things. He's either killed and eaten it, left it dead somewhere or it got away (unlikely)

I found a dead mouse on my patio previously which I have no doubt Roger left there - funny way of showing affection

[Stephen]

That's cats for you Jan, just doing his job. Better than being over run with mice.

[Stephen]

Could hit 40deg today here

[Mervyn and Trish]

And I'm relaying some paving that's sunk on out patio. Must be mad.

[Stephen]

And I'm relaying some paving that's sunk on out patio. Must be mad.

Absolutely

And I bet you've got poor Trish mixing the cement.

[Mervyn and Trish]

And I'm relaying some paving that's sunk on out patio. Must be mad.

Absolutely

And I bet you've got poor Trish mixing the cement.

Of course not. She's too busy carrying the flags.

[Stephen]

What's the celebration

[Happydays]

We've had some heavy showers of rain today. Back to normal weather

[Stephen]

Same here.....lovely

[Happydays]

Sunshine today but not the high temperatures

[Mervyn and Trish]

Persisting down here.

[Jan Rosser]

Wales is dry again today but cooler - debating whether I should cut the grass - can’t really be bothered

[Manoverboard]

Should we assume that you grow your grass in the greenhouse ?