The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Stephen]

Currently on "Old Git Tour" with my brothers to mark my birthday with a 0 on the end. Fabulous weather until this morning. Now persisting down. May stay in bed till my next birthday.

Cr*p weather here as well in down town Devon. Off out for lunch in a while with family.

Never had you down for a ninety year old Merv

No, I do look good on it. If I take my glasses off anyway. .....

From a distance .........about a hundred yards

[Stephen]

Just an observation.

My promotion is a little slow coming through. I'd booked a table for tonight as well

[Stephen]

Where is everyone today.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Home after a weekend away darn sarf.

[Stephen]

How did you manage that. They had strict instructions at the border not to let you in.

How far did you get

[Mervyn and Trish]

Norfampton.

[Stephen]

Call that Souf. That's still bandit country to me.

[towny44]

Call that Souf. That's still bandit country to me.

It's halfway to Southampton for us, or at least the services at jct 15a are.

[Mervyn and Trish]

It's as far souf as I'm risking.

[Stephen]

We can sleep easy again

[Mervyn and Trish]

You can. I'm still having panic attacks.

[towny44]

There is no need for nightmares Stephen, we Northerners have no desire to spend more time in the South than is necessary in order to transit to our holiday destination.

[Manoverboard]

I had a nightmare experience in Northampton … just saying

[Stephen]

There is no need for nightmares Stephen, we Northerners have no desire to spend more time in the South than is necessary in order to transit to our holiday destination.

Thank goodness for that John. Got to think of the house prices you know.

[Mervyn and Trish]

I had a nightmare experience in Northampton … just saying

I presented the Breakfast Show there for a couple of years. Was that it?

[Stephen]

Depends what was on offer for breakfast.

[Manoverboard]

I had a nightmare experience in Northampton … just saying

I presented the Breakfast Show there for a couple of years. Was that it?

From Derngate or the Cattle Market ?

Nah, all is clarified within the ' B ' Topic ( albeit a tad off topic ).

[Mervyn and Trish]

I had a nightmare experience in Northampton … just saying

I presented the Breakfast Show there for a couple of years. Was that it?

From Derngate or the Cattle Market ?

Nah, all is clarified within the ' B ' Topic ( albeit a tad off topic ).

That wasn't me.

1107.

[Manoverboard]

' 1107 ' was born well after my time but I can still remember Abington Street cos it's where my pub was

[Stephen]

Are all fingers in tact Moby!

[Manoverboard]

Absolutely and both thumbs …. on each hand

[Stephen]

Burn up's started last night, much to the surprise of Mrs S. But it had to be done.

[Mervyn and Trish]

How dare you ruin the planet for my grandchildren?

[Stephen]

S*d the children, I'm keeping warm.

[Happydays]

Blooming cold here the past couple of days... Where's global warming when you need it