The Children's Off Topic Thread

[towny44]

We have always had one from our eldest son, but his firm are cutting back this year.

[Stephen]

Yep, had our moments one today. Country file calander on order.

[Stephen]

A little house keeping is in order.

[Mervyn and Trish]

A little house keeping is a dangerous thing. A little house work is even worse.....

[Stephen]

Just been having a nosey round a brand new Sainsbury's not far from us. We know how to live.

[Manoverboard]

Did they have any green split peas ?

[Stephen]

Haven't got a clue. Do you want me to pop back for another look tomorrow.

[Happydays]

The weather forecast isn't looking good frost and low temps in the morning

[Stephen]

Soon be Easter

[Happydays]

Ah easter eggs shall be in the shops very soon

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sold out

[Stephen]

The storm clouds are a gathering

[Stephen]

Just a little bit of housekeeping.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Too little too late

[Stephen]

I'm pretty good with the aerosol spray.

[Manoverboard]

I assume you mean to say that you are proficient at blowing off ?

[Stephen]

How double dare you.

I'll have you know my exhaust system is finely tuned like a formula one car................and just as noisy

[Mervyn and Trish]

Just let us know when DRS is enabled

[Stephen]

Who's she. .

[Happydays]

Going to be a busy day here, our daughter,grandson and her partner arrive this afternoon (until 31st) shall have breakfast then bake a couple of cakes

[Stephen]

I like lemon drizzle cake please.

[Manoverboard]

Coffee 'n' walnut for me please

[Stephen]

Yeah, I'll suffer a slice of that as well

[Stephen]

Is it national ar*e hole day today. There seems to be plenty of them out on the road this afternoon.

Pulling out in front you, queue jumping, no indication and best of all no lights on. Brains of a rocking horse

[Happydays]

Made a chocolate cake and some rock cakes

And you're insulting rocking horses