The Children's Off Topic Thread

[Mervyn and Trish]

Specsavers does buy one get one free......

[Stephen]

I might give them a look.

[Happydays]

That's the appointment over, still only need reading glasses but a difference in the strength. New (frames) glasses ordered shall be ready next week.

[Stephen]

I bet that put a strain on the purse strings.

Mrs S and I are booked in for our annual optical test next week. I am due a new pair of distance glasses......Ouch.

[Happydays]

I bought a new phone yesterday as well,..... double ouch

[Stephen]

Are you sure your 100% Scottish

[Mervyn and Trish]

Stage one root canal done. Not as painful as paying the final balance on a cruise!

[Stephen]

Stage one root canal done. Not as painful as paying the final balance on a cruise!

Got that pleasure next month.

[towny44]

Stage one root canal done. Not as painful as paying the final balance on a cruise!

Got that pleasure next month.

Just paying off mine on the credit card
at the end of this month, and I have a recent root canal that still troublesome.

[Stephen]

Stage one root canal done. Not as painful as paying the final balance on a cruise!

Got that pleasure next month.

Just paying off mine on the credit card
at the end of this month, and I have a recent root canal that still troublesome.

If in doubt have it out

[Mervyn and Trish]

Said the actress to the bishop

[towny44]

Got that pleasure next month.

Just paying off mine on the credit card
at the end of this month, and I have a recent root canal that still troublesome.

If in doubt have it out

I am frantically trying to hold on to my remaining gnashers so I can still enjoy a good steak.

[Stephen]

Time for some falsies John.
I'm sure Merv can give you some tips, and about teeth

[Mervyn and Trish]

Sorry my hearin aid is on the blink again. Did you say Towny's wearing falsies?

38DD?

[Stephen]

Winter is passing us by again here in the Southern tropics.

[Mervyn and Trish]

Oh the irony. Speed camera and adjacent street lamp near us totally demolished by driver going too fast. I suppose the good news is the camera slowed him down.

[Stephen]

Was there much Claret

[Mervyn and Trish]

You mean to celebrate the numpty getting his comeupance?

[Stephen]

I was thinking more on the lines of road discolouration

[Stephen]

Just having a tidy up.

[towny44]

Does David get paid for subjecting us to all these P&O posts?

[Stephen]

Good luck to him if he does. Help offset any costs running this website.

[Mervyn and Trish]

He's clearly not yet been approached as IT consultant to Carnival. He has more idea than all their dept put together

[Stephen]

Crawler. .

[Mervyn and Trish]

The money's not arrived yet so I take it back