Why is it that.......

[Romig1]

...women tennis players always look better from the back?


Over to you....

[Kendhni]

Why is it that ... when I get the centre seat on a plane neither armrest appears to be mine?

[towny44]

......when I've spent hours clearing the drive of snow, the sun comes out it starts to thaw and my neighbours drive clears itself?

[Ingram33]

Why is it that every time I cannot find my phone it's on silent?!!!!

[Romig1]

....I can't wake up during the week, but am wide awake at the same time at the weekend?

[Kendhni]

Why is it that the masked man is called the Lone Ranger when he is always accompanied by Tonto?

[Silver_Shiney]

Why is it that there is only one Monopolies Commission?

[Romig1]

there is always a pedant ready to point out that there isn't even one Monopolies Commission any longer?

Apologies Shiney...your post actually did make me laugh.

[Silver_Shiney]

there is always a pedant ready to point out that there isn't even one Monopolies Commission any longer?

Apologies Shiney...your post actually did make me laugh.

I am here to serve, sir!

[Romig1]

....Paul Lambert is still in his job?

(With apologies to those who hate football)

[Silver_Shiney]

....Paul Lambert is still in his job?

(With apologies to those who hate football)

I hate football. Who is Paul Lambert (can't be bothered to Google him)?

[Dark Knight]

nothing on my plate looks like the pictures on the menu or in the magazines

McDonalds looks like roadkill in a box

[Romig1]

SS.

Paul Lambert is the Aston Villa manager (for now).

[Silver_Shiney]

Thanks, Romig.

I won't push my luck and ask who Aston Villa are....

(only joking, I have heard of them. Something to do with cars, innit? )

[JenniC]

The numbers on my lottery ticket are never the same as the ones drawn.....

[paultheeagle]

Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

[oldbluefox]

............... no matter which checkout you use in the supermarket, the others move faster.

[oldbluefox]

Why is it I like Siver Shiney but he hasn't a clue about football!! And he comes from darn sarf!!

[Romig1]

Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

Well, they're only human!

[oldbluefox]

Referees hate Crystal Palace FC.

I suppose it's understandable really.

[Silver_Shiney]

Why is it I like Siver Shiney but he hasn't a clue about football!! And he comes from darn sarf!!

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time.

he he


I'm actually from Glasgow!

[Dark Knight]

it never looks as good when you get it ,as it did when you wanted it

[oldbluefox]

I'm actually from Glasgow!

Anyone for a Glasgow kiss?

[Dark Knight]

ADMIN

OBF is being overtly sexual and it is putting me right of my sandwich

[Silver_Shiney]

I'm actually from Glasgow!

Anyone for a Glasgow kiss?

Get that stitched, Jimmy!