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TESCO

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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol, starting Monday.

The deal is called Only Fuel and Horses. :D :D :D :D

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:-). :-) :-)

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and I'm told you also get more miles to the gallop

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To complete the set .... or not ?

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King Richard III's remains have been found in a Leicester car Park, they are now digging up Tesco's Car Park to see if they can locate his horse.

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain stable...


Just got a batch of 200 Tesco beef burgers cheap, it only cost me a Pony


Just checked my Tesco Burgers in the fridge.....and they're off!


Prices are going through the hoof in my area.


Reading the label on these Tesco burgers.... it turns out they're fairly low in fat, but surprisingly high in Shergar


People are beginning to question the content of tesco's finest new extra long sausages....


New kids food found in budget supermarket ……..My lidl pony


Had a tesco burger the other day but it gave me the trots


Tesco are expecting burger sales to go down initially......but not furlong


Apparently they've now refused to name their mane supplier


Tesco PR department are having a mare !


is it a coincidence that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of Shergars Bum ?


Tesco scored highly in a recent Gallop Poll


Apparently the burgers go really well with Philly dip
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"Shergar's bum" (11 letters with 2 x s) is actually an anagram of "Shamburgers" - which may be even more appropriate!!

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