Shock on Azura

[allatc]

So there am I, perusing the programme for today, and then, without warning, it hits me - It's Merv grinning at me from the page, enticing me to have a Final Portrait taken.
Stagger off for large quantities of brandy to recover.

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[Happydays]

[screwy]

Compo..?? Shocking thing to see on your Holiday..

[Mervyn and Trish]

I get 10% commission on the photos and 20% on the compo.

[Stephen]

No need for those sort of shocks. Compo claim indeed.

He'll do anything for a bit of publicity

[Manoverboard]

How could P&O stoop so low, shameful.

But there again it was Butlinzy Azura so I guess Merv was a cool choice.

[david63]

Obviously Merv's pension pot is in need of a top up

[Stephen]

If that's the best they can get for publicity shots then I'm cancelling next years cruise.

One does have standards you know....guvnor

[towny44]

I get 10% commission on the photos and 20% on the compo.

That could be why P&O are struggling to fill their ships!

[qbman1]

Surprised they haven't airbrushed him out by now and just left Trish in the picture !

[Mervyn and Trish]

I had to get my lawyer to stop them