Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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When I left school for a brief period i used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really quite good at it. If no one was home, I would leave a brochure on their kitchen table.

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Carpenters urgently required

Cabinet falling apart

Apply to 10 Downing Street

( no tools needed there’s plenty of them in the building )

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Police Officer: Now then, your Royal Highness, explain how the accident happened.
Prince Philip: Well, I drove out of the gates and swerved to avoid a pheasant.
Police Officer: You mean you swerved to avoid a peasant.
Prince Philip: Don't be stupid man. Why on earth would I swerve to avoid a peasant?

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For sale Land Rover Discovery in Norfolk, low mileage, one elderly owner. For a small deposit I will put it on one side for you.

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Gutted! My wife just left me because I never put the toilet seat down.

To be fair, I'm not even sure why I started carrying it.

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Well done Stephen :thumbup:
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas :wave:

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Good one Foxy :lol: :thumbup:

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I've borrowed Laurel and Hardy. Hope you don't mind!!! :lol:

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So did. Wasn't going to mention it, but as you've come clean Foxy I thought I'd better hold my hands up as well :D :thumbup:

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