Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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Calls have grown for Emma Raducanu to be made an MBE, OBE or even a Dame following her win at the US Open.

It is not yet known if the Queen will grant an honour to the teenager, but Prince Andrew has stated he would love to give her one.

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My old gran used to say, "You don't miss what you never had"
What if you fell in a lake and never had swimming lessons?


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Stephen wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 03:38
Calls have grown for Emma Raducanu to be made an MBE, OBE or even a Dame following her win at the US Open.

It is not yet known if the Queen will grant an honour to the teenager, but Prince Andrew has stated he would love to give her one.
:thumbup: :clap: :lol:


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How did the Scouser get into University?


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I remember once being asked by a girl friend
"am I the first girl you have slept with this year"
"only if I go asleep" I replied


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Stephen wrote: ↑17 Sep 2021, 12:22
How did the Scouser get into University?


Crowbar.
That was the elite red brick University of Liverpool, walked into most of the others :thumbup:

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An old lady is provided with hearing aids. A month later she goes back to the doctor for a checkup.
The doctor asks her 'Now that you have your hearing back how is rest of the family taking it?"
She says "I haven't told them yet, I just sit there and listen ... I have changed my will twice already"


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Had to get rid of the water bed
Me and the missus were drifting apart
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An old woman is at a family barbecue in honour of her 90th birthday. She looks around at her 5 children, 15 grand children and 8 great grand children , and 2 great great grand children ... she starts to laugh.

One of the family turns to her and says "why are you laughing?"
She turns around and says 'Everyone is only here because I got laid."

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Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom
Husband: Take the car

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