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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
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Stephen
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It was entertainment night in the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:
I am here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you.
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat, I want you each to keep your eyes on this watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my Family for six generations.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch and Watch the watch.
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
SH*T said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
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I am here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you.
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat, I want you each to keep your eyes on this watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my Family for six generations.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch and Watch the watch.
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
SH*T said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
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Stephen
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SCOTTISH LOVE STORY
An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan
fried drop scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom with
even greater effort. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame,
gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already
in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted
Scottish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a
happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand
trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was
suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon
She said................ "F... off' "they're for the funeral."
An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies
of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite pan
fried drop scones wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom with
even greater effort. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame,
gazing into the kitchen.
Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already
in heaven, for there, spread out upon the kitchen table were literally
hundreds of his favourite scones.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted
Scottish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a
happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand
trembled towards a scone at the edge of the table, when it was
suddenly smacked by his wife with a wooden spoon
She said................ "F... off' "they're for the funeral."
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Ray Scully
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oldbluefox
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Not sure if you can see this but Charlotte’s hand has been photoshopped!
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Stephen
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Very good Foxy. 
I’ve ‘borrowed’ #9.
I’ve ‘borrowed’ #9.
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