A bit of an unfortunate camera angle
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
It's Friday Fun Time
A bit of an unfortunate camera angle
A bit of an unfortunate camera angle
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The first 100 Syrian refugees has been flown into Glasgow.
Reports say they took one look out the window and are booked on the next flight out.
Reports say they took one look out the window and are booked on the next flight out.
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oldbluefox
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Two blondes were filling up at a gas station and the first blonde says to the second, "I bet these awful gas prices are going to go even higher." The second blonde replies, "Won't affect me, I always put in just $10 worth."
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?"
The blonde says "I've put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it."
One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I
burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," said Jill, drying her eyes.
"I used them to patch the hole."
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said,
"Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"
A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend
from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. "Buffy," she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?" "Ten," said Buffy.
So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. "Buffy," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the
bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!" "Yes," said Buffy. "So did I."
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked
great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again, our blonde friend couldn't tell the two horses apart. The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with any person, living or dead, who would that be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
This is the smart blonde!
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says
"The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?"
The blonde says "I've put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it."
One day, Jill's husband came home from the office and found her sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I
burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."
"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I bought an extra pair of pants for that suit."
"Yes, and it's lucky for you that you did," said Jill, drying her eyes.
"I used them to patch the hole."
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said,
"Look at that dog with one eye!"
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says, "Where?"
A blonde decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her blonde friend
from next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms were identical in size. "Buffy," she said, "How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?" "Ten," said Buffy.
So the blonde bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. "Buffy," she said. "I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the
bedroom, but I've got 2 leftover!" "Yes," said Buffy. "So did I."
A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked
great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence.
Once again, our blonde friend couldn't tell the two horses apart. The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
Blonde Interview
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with any person, living or dead, who would that be?"
The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
This is the smart blonde!
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Charlie Sheen has come out and said he's got HIV because he was black maled.
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Stephen
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It was entertainment night in the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: I am here to put you into a trance: I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat, I want you each to keep your eyes on this watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my Family for six generations.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch and Watch the watch.
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. SH*T said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch and Watch the watch.
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it's polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. SH*T said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the old people's home.
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husband. The women were asked,
"How many of you love your husband?" all the women raised their hands. then they were asked, "when was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: ........ "I love you, sweetheart."
The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love.... who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. who the hell is this?
2. eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. yeah, and I love you too. what's wrong?
4. what now? did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. what the hell did you do now?
7. don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
8. your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
9. am I dreaming?
10. if you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die!
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
"How many of you love your husband?" all the women raised their hands. then they were asked, "when was the last time you told your husband you loved him?" Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their husband: ........ "I love you, sweetheart."
The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while....a sign of true love.... who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. who the hell is this?
2. eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. yeah, and I love you too. what's wrong?
4. what now? did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. what the hell did you do now?
7. don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
8. your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
9. am I dreaming?
10. if you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die!
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies,"No, I haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer,dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?"
The drunk answers,"No, I haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am."
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk replies,"No, I haven't found Jesus!"
The preacher, shocked at the answer,dunks him again but for a little longer. He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?"
The drunk answers,"No, I haven't found Jesus!"
By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again -- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds, and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"
The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water, catches his breath, and says to the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
WELCOME to 2015:
• Our Phones–Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes–Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings–Heartless
• Education–Valueless
• Children–Mannerless
• Country–Godless
We are SPEECHLESS,
Government is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians are WORTHLESS!
• Our Phones–Wireless
• Cooking – Fireless
• Cars – Keyless
• Food – Fatless
• Tires –Tubeless
• Dress – Sleeveless
• Youth – Jobless
• Leaders – Shameless
• Relationships – Meaningless
• Attitudes–Careless
• Babies – Fatherless
• Feelings–Heartless
• Education–Valueless
• Children–Mannerless
• Country–Godless
We are SPEECHLESS,
Government is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians are WORTHLESS!
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
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Not so ancient mariner
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I have just been watching a documentary about the Mary Celeste.
It suggested that the evidence points towards the 10 people on board jumping ship to take part in a famous Radio 4 panel game.
Apparently it's called "I'm sorry, I haven't a crew"
It suggested that the evidence points towards the 10 people on board jumping ship to take part in a famous Radio 4 panel game.
Apparently it's called "I'm sorry, I haven't a crew"
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
In a recent survey carried out for a leading toiletries firm, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower!
In the survey, 86% of Liverpool's inner city residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
In the survey, 86% of Liverpool's inner city residents said that they have enjoyed sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.
Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their cr***y programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.
Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.
Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.
Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.
Americans: Think that these people are American!
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.
Aussies: Export all their cr***y programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.
Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play bowls.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person!!!!!!!!!
Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play bowls.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person!!!!!!!!!
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Quizzical Bob
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
How did you recognise her?oldbluefox wrote:We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play bowls.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person!!!!!!!!!
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
An old Irish farmer’s dog goes missing and he’s inconsolable. His wife says “Why don’t you put an advert in the paper?”
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy” he replies.
He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks.
“Here boy” he replies.
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gfwgfw
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Miss May Shithole was always angst by her unfortunate name
May had her named officially change too . . . . June Shithole
May had her named officially change too . . . . June Shithole
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
gfwgfw wrote:Miss May Shithole was always angst by her unfortunate name
May had her named officially change too . . . . June Shithole
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My mate pointed her out!!!Quizzical Bob wrote:How did you recognise her?oldbluefox wrote:We had a power outage at our house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my mobile phone battery was flat and to top it off it was raining outside, so I couldn't play bowls.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power, so I sat and talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person!!!!!!!!!
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oldbluefox
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Not sure whether we have had this one. Still funny a second time round.
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qbman1
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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behaviour that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.
The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.
The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Jan Rosser
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Very funny Cubie - I'd like to think I was one of those "rascally retirees"qbman1 wrote:One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees' behaviour that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% of retirees are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.
When angel returned, she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.
The earth is in decline; 95% of retirees are misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
Janis
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I think we can take that as read, don't you.....?!Jan Rosser wrote:Very funny Cubie - I'd like to think I was one of those "rascally retirees"
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Silver_Shiney
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Stephen
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qbman1
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The lady made the first move, yer honour !