Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Gareth Southgate has announced that, in response to the poisoning of two British citizens by the Russians, the England team was withdrawing from the World Cup in protest.
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Police have announced that a Clairvoyant midget has escaped from custody.
They have warned of a small medium at large.
They have warned of a small medium at large.
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CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly again.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station.
She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly again.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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My parents are from Glasgow which means they're incredibly hard, but I was never smacked as a child. Well maybe one or two grams to get me to sleep at night.
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A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" she says. One of the Japanese men replies: "We are all very hungry." The waitress asks, "So how is jerking off in this restaurant going to help the situation?" A second businessman replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED."
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Onelife wrote: ↑13 Jul 2018, 18:50A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating. "What the hell do you think you are doing?" she says. One of the Japanese men replies: "We are all very hungry." The waitress asks, "So how is jerking off in this restaurant going to help the situation?" A second businessman replies, "Because menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED."