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I went to my local GP complaining of hearing problems and the doctor asked me if I could describe the symptoms.
"Yes", I said. "Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair".

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A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have
that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he
asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies

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Mick is driving along the road and spots Paddy walking along.
He stops and winds down the window, “Paddy, would you like a lift?" “No thanks, Mick. No need ..... I live in a bungalow.”

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I said to my mate, "I saw a man get thrown under a bus today!"

He said, "Oh my God, was it moving?"

I said, "Well a few on-lookers were crying but I was fine."

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