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At a Glasgow Pub Quiz, the final question to win £1000 pounds is :
Take That's first Album had a four word title, the first two words were "Take That" what were the second two.
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up and says.." was it.. Ya Ba*tard?"

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Stephen, being a Glaswegian this made my day this morning, still laughing out loud.

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My new girlfriend came up to me as I was stacking washing powder in Tesco. She said:

“You lying ba*tard, you told me you were a stunt pilot.”

“No I didn’t” I replied, “I told you I was in the Aerial display team.”

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The Croydon Cat killings, originally blamed on a burgeoning psychopath who would eventually turn his attention to humans, now believed to be the work of a peckish fox.

Police are now re-examining other crimes and investigating the hypothesis that the Yorkshire Ripper murders might have been the work of a startled barn owl, the Moors Murders could be down to bored badgers and the Shipman Killings are likely the result of disgruntled magpies.

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