It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Labour Party 'We need a peoples vote' on Brexit. For the many not the few.
Er isn't 52% the many? As in the referendum?
It's not as many as 48% said Diane Abbott.
Er isn't 52% the many? As in the referendum?
It's not as many as 48% said Diane Abbott.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
Gasping for air, “No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
Coughing his lungs up, "No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"
The old drunk choking and fighting as if his last breath is about to be taken, wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Minister asked.
Gasping for air, “No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now brother, have you found Jesus?"
Coughing his lungs up, "No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!!!??"
The old drunk choking and fighting as if his last breath is about to be taken, wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The wife was in the kitchen the other morning cooking me bacon & eggs when I suddenly heard a loud thud. Running in I found her collapsed on the floor & not breathing. I was in a blind frenzy, I had no idea what to do.
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an alll day breakfast for just £3.99
Then I remembered, Wetherspoons do an alll day breakfast for just £3.99
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Ray Scully
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I went for a bite to eat at an upmarket burger van last night... It had 4 Michelin tyres.
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Onelife
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attention, he is yelling, "Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!" A pastor hears this and asks, "Why are you calling them 'dam fish.'" The boy responds, "Because I caught these fish at the local dam." The pastor buys a couple fish, takes them home to his wife, and asks her to cook the dam fish. The wife responds surprised, "I didn't know it was acceptable for a preacher to speak that way." He explains to her why they are dam fish. Later at the dinner table, he asks his son to pass the dam fish. He responds, "That's the spirit, Dad! Now pass the f*cking potatoes!"