Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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It's Friday Fun Time

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Syria and Russia have lodged protests after Israeli Jets used the cover of civilian passenger planes to bomb Damascus.

Ryanair have sent an invoice.

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Greggs are launching a Vegan sausage roll. There is no meat in it. They are calling it....

A Sausage Roll.

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The wife has been missing a week now.
The police said to prepare for the worst.
So I've been to the charity shop to get all her cloths back

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I got an urgent letter from the Inland Revenue today but I threw it in the bin without opening it.
It can't be anything to do with me, I live on the coast.

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Nice one Foxy :D

You beat me to it. I'd got that one for next week. :thumbup:

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Are we using the same stockist Stephen?

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Maybe....mabe not ;)

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I said to my wife, "I was disgusted when I saw a woman with her breasts out on the bus feeding her son".

She said, "All you men are the same, it's just natural".

I replied, "I don't know what's so natural about it??? She was feeding him Quavers!”

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I just watched three people jog past my window.

It inspired to get off my backside and out of my armchair. ....

.....to go and close the curtains


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