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Theresa May - The kind of negotiator to come out of DFS with a full priced sofa

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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Onelife wrote: 25 Jan 2019, 10:05
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"
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Scenes of a man using a digger to smash up a travel lodge hotel in Liverpool have caused uproar..

Witnesses describe the shock of seeing a scouser working.

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I asked the doctors receptionist out on a date. An acid tear ran down her cheek and the hair in her facial wart quivered,

"Why I'd love to, "she said, "I've never been asked out before."

"OK, I replied, three weeks on Thursday, 9:15 am, don't be late or I'll have to allocate it to someone else."

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Sorry Merv - we had that one last week. Please try and keep up!
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I was going to say the same thing David but I didn't want spoil his fun :sarcasm: :D

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Sorry, my bad!


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david63 wrote: 25 Jan 2019, 18:57
Sorry Merv - we had that one last week. Please try and keep up!
Leave M &T alone Leave supporters are repeating themselves ad nauseam :angel: :)

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