Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Pakistan has shot down 2 Indian Jet fighters.
Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
Using sophisticated Sikh - Heating missiles.
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Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out.
I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am
presently living in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on
a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on
WhatsApp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two
months of a relationship through Viber. My beloved and favourite
Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks. Your favourite daughter, Lilly
DAD'S RESPONSE:
My Dearest Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have a honeymoon on
Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love, Your Dad
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out.
I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know, I am
presently living in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on
a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on
WhatsApp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we've had two
months of a relationship through Viber. My beloved and favourite
Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks. Your favourite daughter, Lilly
DAD'S RESPONSE:
My Dearest Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have a honeymoon on
Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love, Your Dad
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Sorry its cruise related couldn't find a good Brexit one
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FELLAS: Easily get rid of Labour party canvassers by saying,
"I'm circumcised, " as soon as you answer the door.
"I'm circumcised, " as soon as you answer the door.
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Pakistan has announced that it will free captured Indian pilot Abhinandan Varthaman tomorrow.
A member of Wing Commander Varthaman's family welcomed the news saying "We were getting worried as he is down for tuc-tuc driving tomorrow afternoon and he's waiting tables in his uncle's restaurant in the evening."
A member of Wing Commander Varthaman's family welcomed the news saying "We were getting worried as he is down for tuc-tuc driving tomorrow afternoon and he's waiting tables in his uncle's restaurant in the evening."
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Wife: 'I have blisters on my hands from the broom'.
Husband: 'Well next time take the car'.
Husband: 'Well next time take the car'.
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