It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Exclusive in The Sun tomorrow:
Paras in shocking new footage as Regiment uses Abbott's drawers to drop supplies to troops in Helmand province.
Paras in shocking new footage as Regiment uses Abbott's drawers to drop supplies to troops in Helmand province.
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those pills that 'help' get an erection.
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm still looking for a place to live..
You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills!
I'm still looking for a place to live..
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Paddy
“I think my wife’s selling drugs!”
Mick
“How Come?”
Paddy
"The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has the dope gone yet?”
“I think my wife’s selling drugs!”
Mick
“How Come?”
Paddy
"The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has the dope gone yet?”
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gfwgfw
- First Officer
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- Location: Poole Bay, Dorset
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The Hedgehog crossed the busy road to see his flatmate
A splendid weekend to Stephen and his playmates
Lubbooo all
Graham
A splendid weekend to Stephen and his playmates
Lubbooo all
Graham
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Abdul next door bragged for months about his Koi carp hobby and how much they cost.. yawn, yawn, yet he refuses to even discuss my new found hobby...
Heron breeding.
Heron breeding.
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oldbluefox
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- Location: Cumbria
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Them: What inspires you to get out of bed every morning?
Me: My bladder mostly.
Me: My bladder mostly.
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oldbluefox
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Top Tip
You should always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge , just in case someone asks for black coffee.
You should always keep an empty milk bottle in the fridge , just in case someone asks for black coffee.
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000
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david63
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Did you get the job?Mervyn and Trish wrote: ↑07 Apr 2019, 16:26I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000
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Mervyn and Trish
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Apparently I was over qualifieddavid63 wrote: ↑07 Apr 2019, 18:59Did you get the job?Mervyn and Trish wrote: ↑07 Apr 2019, 16:26I just saw an advert in the local paper -
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED
£35000 - £40000
I rang them up and told them the answer is
- £5000
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oldbluefox
- Ex Team Member
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- Location: Cumbria
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Could have been put on the Brexit thread................
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Onelife
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A little boy asked his dad whats in between mums legs and he says "It's paradise my boy." "Ok whats in between your legs" and he says "Its the key to paradise." And the boy goes "Well you better get that lock changed because that prick next door has a spare key."