Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
The umpire during the mixed double stopped the match due to there being 4 balls on one side of the court.
However once Andy Murray and Selena Williams adjusted their underwear, normal play resumed.
However once Andy Murray and Selena Williams adjusted their underwear, normal play resumed.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
We chugged slowly into the garage, and I told the mechanic "I've gone into Limp Mode."
He looked at my wife and said "I'm not surprised."
He looked at my wife and said "I'm not surprised."
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A cop pulls up Barty and Joey-Jim, both the worse for drink, and says to the first,
"What's your name and address?"
"I'm Barty O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
"I'm Joey-Jim O'Flaherty, and I live in the flat above Barty."
"What's your name and address?"
"I'm Barty O'Day, of no fixed address."
The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.
"I'm Joey-Jim O'Flaherty, and I live in the flat above Barty."
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Mornin All
By chance a devoted Christian and an equally devoted Jew bought a brand new car at the same time at their local super posh car emporium.
The Christian poured holy water over his shiny new car . . . . the Jew chopped off the end of his shiny new exhaust pipe.
Boom boom
By chance a devoted Christian and an equally devoted Jew bought a brand new car at the same time at their local super posh car emporium.
The Christian poured holy water over his shiny new car . . . . the Jew chopped off the end of his shiny new exhaust pipe.
Boom boom
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
. . . . and bye the bye . . . have a super weekend Stephen
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
If someone is 10% Polish does that make them a tad pole?