Mornin All --- :) ---
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Mornin All --- :) ---
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I said to my dentist "every time I clean my teeth I seem to have the ability to determine whether a woman is a lesbian or not for a few hours after brushing" he replied "oh you must have bought that sensodyke toothpaste by mistake".
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Topic author - Commodore
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WOW! I can't believe the guard who was guarding Jeffery Epstein was killed in a car accident, tomorrow!?!
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On our 50th wedding anniversary my wife said,
"Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day"
"I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year"
"Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day"
"I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year"
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.....and the wife replied pity that because the best man is still alive.
John
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
Trainee Pensioner since 2000
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I took my wife to the Carribean for our honeymoon. For our silver wedding anniversary I'm sending her a ticket back home.
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I don't know this for a fact, but I'm pretty sure deaf people cheat at charades...
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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year,
not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Good one Ray.