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I said to my dentist "every time I clean my teeth I seem to have the ability to determine whether a woman is a lesbian or not for a few hours after brushing" he replied "oh you must have bought that sensodyke toothpaste by mistake".

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WOW! I can't believe the guard who was guarding Jeffery Epstein was killed in a car accident, tomorrow!?!

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On our 50th wedding anniversary my wife said,

"Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day"

"I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year"

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Stephen wrote: 16 Aug 2019, 10:01
On our 50th wedding anniversary my wife said,

"Come on, I want you to do what you did on our wedding day"

"I'd love to my dear, " I replied, " but I think that bridesmaid died last year"
.....and the wife replied pity that because the best man is still alive.
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I took my wife to the Carribean for our honeymoon. For our silver wedding anniversary I'm sending her a ticket back home.


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Good one Ray :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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I don't know this for a fact, but I'm pretty sure deaf people cheat at charades...


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Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year,
not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?


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Ray Scully wrote: 17 Aug 2019, 13:20
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Good one Ray. :lol:

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