It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Poland fans have gone on a rampage in Russia....
Police have reported that 350 cars have so far been washed, polished and hoovered
Police have reported that 350 cars have so far been washed, polished and hoovered
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Stephen
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Stephen
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If my mum was a Methodist and my dad was a spiritualist does that makes me a methylated spirit.
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Chat up lines
His . . . . How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
Hers . . . . . . Unfertilised
His . . . . How do you like your eggs in the morning ?
Hers . . . . . . Unfertilised
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas 
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
NASA Scientists say its possible to live on Mars.
Bullsh*t, I tried it and now I'm five stone heavier and diabetic.
Bullsh*t, I tried it and now I'm five stone heavier and diabetic.
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A doctor was addressing a large audience in Oxford ....
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is full of steroids and dye.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long~term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it ?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is full of steroids and dye.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long~term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it ?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."