It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
My wife asked me to call up the doctor as she was getting a fever or the flu.
The doctor asked me, "Is she hot ?"
"Not at all, she's fat and enormous, with greasy stringy hair, light beard, and bad facial warts."
The doctor asked me, "Is she hot ?"
"Not at all, she's fat and enormous, with greasy stringy hair, light beard, and bad facial warts."
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
I picked up a pack of ice cubes in Tesco & asked a store assistant if she knew the ingredients.
She told me to wait whilst she asked the manager.
She told me to wait whilst she asked the manager.
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Manoverboard
- Ex Team Member
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- Location: Dorset
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Nan said don't get in cars with megan ……………….. Que 
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Ray Scully
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- Location: Lancashire
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled."
The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn you sick bas**rd."
The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn you sick bas**rd."
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
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- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
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Stephen
Topic author - Commodore
- Posts: 15968
- Joined: January 2013
- Location: Down Souf. The civilised end of the country :)
Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
Glasgow is aiming to be carbon neutral by 2030.
Yuk. Flat Irn Bru.
Yuk. Flat Irn Bru.