Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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The shops in town are starting to reopen.

Just in time for a liquidation sale.

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oldbluefox wrote: 29 May 2020, 09:12
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Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."

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I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”


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worse I had one of those sponge pudding's it said stand in boiling water for 20 minutes,my feet were killing me
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Isn't Modern medicine amazing?

After years of my wife complaining about hot flushes, night sweats, mood swings, heavy periods and low sex drive it all stopped overnight.

Thanks to one little pill.......


Cyanide.

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A South Wales bus company says it will withdraw an advertising campaign which shows an attractive semi-naked woman on the back of buses holding a billboard which reads: "Ride me all day for £3".

Local prostitutes complained the advert was misleading as it depicted an unrealistic level of attractiveness and undercut their price by 25%

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