It's Friday Fun Time
Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Re: Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
"The wife twisted her ankle while shopping for stilettos today - she said it's really sore."
"Did she put anything on it?"
"21 stones."
"Did she put anything on it?"
"21 stones."
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Burglars broke into my house last night and said they were searching for money.
So I laughed like hell and searched with them.
So I laughed like hell and searched with them.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Manoverboard
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Is Cilla Black?
Is Barry White?
Is Marvin Gaye?
Asking for a friend as Stevie Wonders
Is Barry White?
Is Marvin Gaye?
Asking for a friend as Stevie Wonders
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Mervyn and Trish
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I did my first nude painting this morning. Can't say that the neighbours were very impressed, but the front door looks really nice.
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Stephen
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When you can't wait to start cruising again.
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Stephen
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I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart.
I bet they've never even seen one of his paintings.
I bet they've never even seen one of his paintings.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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I had an examination earlier and the guy stuck his finger right up my a*se to the hilt then twirled it around for a bit.
I was telling the wife I didn't think it was normal. She said If I was that concerned, I should probably change dentist.
I was telling the wife I didn't think it was normal. She said If I was that concerned, I should probably change dentist.
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Stephen
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Stephen
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Stephen
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oldbluefox
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Everybody knows Karl Marx the renowned philosopher but nobody ever mentions his sister Onya the inventor of the starting pistol.
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Onelife
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Hey! Stephen…I was sorry to hear the breaking news about a cat having contracted the covid virus…I take it you won’t be stroking any pussy of your cat’s tonight then? 
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One winter morning Sean and Brigid were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” So Sean moves the car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” Sean moves the car again.
The next week during breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Then the power dies.
Sean is very upset, and with a worried look on his face he says, “Birdie, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park, so the snowplows can get through?”
Brigid replies, “Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?”
A week later, while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” Sean moves the car again.
The next week during breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Then the power dies.
Sean is very upset, and with a worried look on his face he says, “Birdie, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park, so the snowplows can get through?”
Brigid replies, “Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?”