Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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Barely married a fortnight, a young bride phones her mother and wastes 20 minutes with aimless chatter. Her mother suspects there must be ‘marital’ difficulties and does her best to discern the problem.
Eventually the young bride blurts out...
Bride ”Mum......he’s got.......he’s got..”
Mum “He’s got what....some strange peccadillos ?”
Bride “No mum, it’s nothing like that”
Mum “Has he got another woman ?”
Bride “No mum.....he’s got......he’s got terrible dandruff”
Mum breathes a sigh of relief “Give him Head and Shoulders love”
Bride sobs for a couples minutes.
“Mum.....I don’t know how to give shoulder !”
Eventually the young bride blurts out...
Bride ”Mum......he’s got.......he’s got..”
Mum “He’s got what....some strange peccadillos ?”
Bride “No mum, it’s nothing like that”
Mum “Has he got another woman ?”
Bride “No mum.....he’s got......he’s got terrible dandruff”
Mum breathes a sigh of relief “Give him Head and Shoulders love”
Bride sobs for a couples minutes.
“Mum.....I don’t know how to give shoulder !”
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Reports are coming in of extraordinary healing taking place today in Ireland
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They say that a salmon can jump higher than the Empire State Building.
Hardly a great feat though is it, considering the Empire State Building can’t jump.
Hardly a great feat though is it, considering the Empire State Building can’t jump.
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"You live in a posh place...how do you view lesbian marriages in your area?"
"Through gaps in their curtains, normally."
"Through gaps in their curtains, normally."
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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