Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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BBC News. Jeremy Corbyn breaks rule of six with Dianne Abbot.
In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.
In a statement, Ms Abbot explained that their gathering of eight people was in fact two separate groups of five.
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Recently someone nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out, and escaping with the goods, he was captured only 5 miles away when his van ran out of petrol.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a foolish error running out of fuel, he replied,
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh".
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such a foolish error running out of fuel, he replied,
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh".
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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The Mrs said she wanted treating for her birthday.
So I painted her with Cuprinol.
So I painted her with Cuprinol.
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Come now, you can't have ALL your own way
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being
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I went into a library and asked if if they had a book on coping with a small penis,
"It's only just in," said the librarian.
"Yeah, that's the one, " I replied.
"It's only just in," said the librarian.
"Yeah, that's the one, " I replied.