Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

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Harvey Price is tipping the scales at nearly 29 stone, due to a condition called Prader-Willi syndrome.

As opposed to his mum, who has Suckany-Willi syndrome

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To the person who stole my glasses! I will find you, I have contacts.

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A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth £250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But Madam, this check is for only £50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!

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oldbluefox wrote: 20 Nov 2020, 12:07
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 90th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth £250..00 for just an overnight stay - I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate,' and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: "This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use." "But I didn't use them." ''Well, they are here, and you could have."
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from all over the world performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.." She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque.
"But Madam, this check is for only £50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."!!

:lol: :thumbup:

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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:19
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Mervyn and Trish wrote: 21 Nov 2020, 20:19
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Ours is in the garage .... just saying :angel:
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Manoverboard wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 10:45
Ours is in the garage .... just saying :angel:

Freshly cut and standing in water no doubt :) 🌲

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Stephen wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 12:46
Manoverboard wrote: 22 Nov 2020, 10:45
Ours is in the garage .... just saying :angel:

Freshly cut and standing in water no doubt :) 🌲
Sadly we have had to resort to using plastic ones with brain numbing flashing lights :(
Keep smiling, it's good for your well being

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When I was young, my mother regularly used to bathe me in cheap Australian lager.
It wasn’t until I was 18 that I found out I’d been fostered.
Empty vessels .. and all that

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