Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~
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In order to spice up the marriage, a counsellor suggested that my wife and I should pretend as if we were meeting for the first time in the bedroom.
So later that night, my wife walked in seductively and whispered, "Hello sexy!"
"Sorry," I replied, "I don't talk to strangers".
So later that night, my wife walked in seductively and whispered, "Hello sexy!"
"Sorry," I replied, "I don't talk to strangers".
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English: "I've had both my needles".
Glaswegians: "I've lost count".
Glaswegians: "I've lost count".
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Ah well, I've left it long enough, I think it's about time I checked if I'm owed a PPI payment.
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Paddy
“I think my wife’s selling drugs!”
Mick
“How Come?”
Paddy
"The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has the dope gone yet?”
“I think my wife’s selling drugs!”
Mick
“How Come?”
Paddy
"The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has the dope gone yet?”
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