Mornin All ~~~ :) ~~~

Friday morning "Morning All"
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This feels like deja vu.

France went home early and left England to deal with Germany

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My supermarket has a sign up that says 'NO FOOD OR DRINKS INSIDE'... So I went home.

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Easy urine test.

Go and pee in the garden, if it attracts ants you are a diabetic, if it smells like braai meat you have cholesterol. If you pee on your shoes you have prostate problems, if you wet your socks or your pants you are an alcoholic.
Shake it off, if your hand hurts you have osteoarthritis. If you keep shaking you have Parkinson's and if you forget to put it back you have Alzheimer's.

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A wee Glesga man and a woman who have never met before find
themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train,
After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep,
the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to
bother you, but I'm freezing and I was wondering if you could possibly
pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better
idea, let's kid-on we're married.
The woman giggles and says, "Why not".
"Good", he replies. "Get your own f ****n ' blanket!"

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NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP!
It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....
Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have particular liking for mangos.
Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group sex with short people and pygmies is only a β€˜small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the judge was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a dildo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...
Ooops ! Wrong group! 😏🀫🀭
Please ignore all of the above. But for anyone interested I’m off for my next run in an hour or so πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‰πŸ‘Ÿ

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Evening Playmates

The wee Hedgehog crossed the busy road to see his Flat mate

Lub you all
Gentle Giant of Cerne Abbas :wave:

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Mervyn and Trish wrote: ↑03 Jul 2021, 12:06
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#18 #19 :thumbup:

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