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... America calls people 'World Champion' when they have never played anyone outside of America?
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Not sure that calling them 'kitten' would get the same point acrossMeg 50 wrote:why do we say someone's a bitch when they are being catty?
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I like to call people a "burger", some people find it a bit cheesy though
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Isn't a breeding female cat called a "Queen". Try calling them that - might do the job !Kendhni wrote:Not sure that calling them 'kitten' would get the same point acrossMeg 50 wrote:why do we say someone's a bitch when they are being catty?
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Why is it that....doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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.......if ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?
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Why is it that when your wife is pregnant, everyone rubs her belly and says "well done" but no one rubs your d**k and says "good job" ?!
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Cos men's job is only small in part compared to the 9 months in which a woman has to carry the baby having experience of all the associated symptoms such as morning sickness, back ache, pelvis ache, heartburn, extreme tiredness... And eventually the most excruciating pain that no man will EVER experience!
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Why is it that when I get in the bath, my nose starts itching but my hands are now wet ?? !!!
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Actually that isn't totally true as I know to my cost, even Mobietta agrees and says the experience I refer to was ' my ' babyIngram33 wrote:... and eventually the most excruciating pain that no man will EVER experience!
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Perhaps, but to save you going through it again, men have to go through the most excruciating pain that no woman will EVER experience.....Ingram33 wrote:Cos men's job is only small in part compared to the 9 months in which a woman has to carry the baby having experience of all the associated symptoms such as morning sickness, back ache, pelvis ache, heartburn, extreme tiredness... And eventually the most excruciating pain that no man will EVER experience!
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I never get a good nights sleep in hotels but sleep like a log at home
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qbman1 wrote:Isn't a breeding female cat called a "Queen". Try calling them that - might do the job !Kendhni wrote:Not sure that calling them 'kitten' would get the same point acrossMeg 50 wrote:why do we say someone's a bitch when they are being catty?
Did you never have 'that' talk about the birds and the bees? Or did you get confused
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Must be the succession of "Nice Clean Girls" that come to visit whilst you are in the hotels !!Dark Knight wrote:I never get a good nights sleep in hotels but sleep like a log at home
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not interested in nice clean ones, you want filthy wanton ones
not interested in nice clean ones, you want filthy wanton ones
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Bucket seats are all the same size. Why aren't people's buckets the same size?
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Wrong numbers are never engaged?
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.... young lads do their trousers up half-way down (or even lower than) their backside, displaying their underwear to all and sundry.
.... Ken is bemoaning that young ladies don't do the same
.... big boys ride bikes clearly built for small boys
.... Ken is bemoaning that young ladies don't do the same
.... big boys ride bikes clearly built for small boys
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......Youngsters don shorts, t-shirts and pumps in the first few days of March...just cos the temperature reaches 12 degs????
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They do it all through winter, Romig, not just in March. I once saw a young female wearing a strappy top and a micro-mini skirty... her concession to the cold weather was to add a scarf. Madness.
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I drove past a man on Saturday who was doing some gardening with his shirt off, now it was nice here on Saturday but not warm enough to be stripping offRomig1 wrote:......Youngsters don shorts, t-shirts and pumps in the first few days of March...just cos the temperature reaches 12 degs????
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Why is it that people waiting to fill up with petrol at the supermarket will sit in their cars/vans waiting for a pump on the right side for their car, get upset if you drive past them to go to a vacant one they don't want. You get accused of queue jumping even though they didn't want the bl**dy pump anyway!!! Aaaargh!